S.H.I.E.L.D.

The Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement & Logistics Division

Shield of Americas – some shit the clown car administration made up. I swear, the chief felon in charge must spend most of his day watching sci-fi reruns and comic book movies where he identifies with the villains instead of the heroes.

If I was watching the new season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., like I’m watching the reboot of Scrubs, this storyline woul…