Lest We Forget

The last couple of news cycles have gone quiet on Epstein and those files. So, I’m here to help you keep his name top of mind.

Epstein.
Epstein.
Epstein.

They say if you repeat something three times, you’ll remember it. Try it.

Tariffs? TACO did it again—you get a tariff, you get a tariff… oh, except you, China. You get a 90-day pause. Meanwhile, your coffee costs just went way the hell up.

Epstein.
Epstein.
Epstein.

Texas Democrats leave the state. Trump says, “The FBI could get involved.”

Epstein.
Epstein.
Epstein.

Then there’s the meeting with Putin—on American soil. A war criminal who invaded a sovereign nation. It’s like arranging a playdate between a mentally deficient child and the neighborhood bully. You won’t be able to keep up with the lies that pour out of that room. And Zelenski? Sorry, you’re not allowed to see Trump’s lips on Putin’s ass.

Epstein.
Epstein.
Epstein.

Federal control of the DC police. National Guard deployed. Just for 30 days, they’ll say. Then they’ll tell you Trump has “eliminated crime” in DC. The proof? Mugshots—only of Black people—paraded as the “criminal element.” This is the trial balloon for every Black-run city and Democratic state.

Epstein.
Epstein.
Epstein.

And for comic relief—Trump will now produce and host the Kennedy Center Awards. Membership has dropped 75% since he smeared his brand of idiocy across an honored institution.

Oh, and…

Epstein.
Epstein.
Epstein.